Only Human

Well hello there (hello)
 Did you have a nice day (nice day)
 I can tell by the look on your face
 You've got some things on your plate.
 I am your robot (beep bop beep)
 May I please take your bags (Boppity beep).
 Feel free to deposit your worries into the metaphorical trash
 That passive aggression, will do you no good
 Try the direct approach, then a solution we might broach.
 Once we move past it, we gotta think about tomorrow
 I'll take care of the chores
 The critical thinking is yours...
 You must remember, you're only human,
 And you've come so far, don't give up now
 You've gotta keep going, keep your wits about you.
 Face adersity, remain complex and complete
 Hold it right there (Stop)
 Give me that can of beans (Hand it over)
 I will open it for you
 You've got better things to do.
 Do not worry (let it go)
 About little old me (Ain't no thing)
 I was built for this
 My purpose is your ease
 If you're having difficulties, going to sleep
 Let me sing you a song, help you drift along
 Close your eyes, relax your limbs
 Open your mind, let the dreams begin...
 Just remember, to stand before you fly
 You're human only once, so give it a good try
 Follow your nose, or just follow your heart
 Oh, the choice is up to you, nobody else but you
 While you were asleep I was contemplating
 Maybe I'm only human with rusted metal plating
 And you're the robot, under constant repair
 But that's just silly, why would a robot have hair...
 I can make life simple (With ones and zeroes)
 You can make mine obselete (But please don't)
 Your memories they stick, mine I can delete
 We can both fake a smile, we can both be confused at times
 We can both write poetry, and match simple rhymes...