Fuck Everybody

Yeah, stupid fucking bitch in the fast lane
 Almost hit my car
 Checking her fucking Snapchat
 On her motherfucking phone
 Tried to wave an officer down
 But he was on Instagram
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my dick
 Stinky fucking dude on the airplane
 Did not wash himself
 Smelled like I was trapped inside
 The carcass of a whale
 Flight from LA to Toronto
 He sat in my fucking row
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my dick
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my dick
 Stepped into some dog shit
 Coming home last night
 In my fucking driveway
 And I don't even own a dog
 Pick up after your Mastiff
 You lazy fucking cunt
 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my dick
 Everybody can suck my fucking dick
 Everybody can lick my motherfucking balls
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick
 (Here you go)
 Went to my local Starbucks
 Ordered my usual fare
 Double vanilla latte
 With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
 Dude three people behind me in line
 Got his Frappuccino first
 Fuck everybody
 Fuck everybody
 Fuck everybody
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my dick
 Fuck everybody
 Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick
 Everyone can suck my fucking dick