Weenie Ride

I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
 So, I wrote you this song
 If you've ever been to Disneyland
 You know the lines can be real long
 But I got a ride that the bitches love
 And you won't have to wait at all
 All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
 And give sexy Michael Starr a call
 I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
 Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
 It's scary like a rollercoaster
 It will stretch you out so wide
 Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
 Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
 It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
 It's a weenie ride
 I wanna sing about a thing that's funnier than a swing
 And better than the monkey bars
 You can take it on the couch or your water bed
 Or in the back of your daddy's car
 And it's open all day, nighttime too
 Seven fucking days a week
 It only shuts down intermittently
 So, I can take a leak
 So, put that snatch on a weenie ride
 Ride her face down or on your side
 You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
 When some leverage is applied
 Open your legs for a weenie ride
 You won't be the first to see it and cry
 Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
 It's a weenie ride
 Oh, yeah
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 Scream for me
 Scream out in ecstasy
 Honey, won't you try the weenie ride?
 You're never gonna be the same
 Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven, if you can't take a little pain?
 Step right up for a weenie ride
 It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
 Oops, I think I got a little DNA
 All over your backside
 Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
 You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
 Even with a big old muff, you won't get denied
 For the weenie ride
 Oh
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 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride
 (It's a weenie ride)
 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride
 (Come, spread your thighs)
 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride
 (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride
 (It's a weenie ride)
 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride
 (It's a weenie ride, yeah)
 Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
 Weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
 It's a weenie ride