Boozehounds from Hell

Who's that poser standing there between me and my beer?
 I beat that bastard 1, 2, 3 for smalltalk I'm not here
 I down the glass, the shaking stops but that was not enough
 Sorry folks but when I'm sober I'm a little rough
 I order just another one, no wait - better ten
 Come on chick, hurry up, the shaking starts again
 Addicted to the liquid gold
 Drinking like hell, barfing as well
 Boozehounds from hell we are called
 So grab your ass and better beware
 The Boozehounds from hell assault
 A poser shows up in my bar and wants to hear some KORN
 I drop my glass of whiskey now and laugh at him with scorn
 "You wanna be a metal head, maybe I can assist
 Metal reigns supreme you Fuck, the rest tells you my fist"
 After some more Whiskeys my bladder's filled again
 I try my best but it's in vain - I can not hit the can
 Splashing all my liquid gold