Cuddlefish

All my antics and my gibberish
 Put a damper on my sentences
 I'm a cuddlefish
 Trying to cover up my incompetence
 Maybe your fancy just isn't ticklish
 Maybe your heart belongs to another fish
 But on your part that'd be foolish
 Baby, I think you ought to think through this
 The sea is big big big
 And it's full of scary things
 Like great white sharks
 And colossal squid
 And I'm worried about you
 I don't want you to get hurt
 I don't want you to get hurt
 I don't want you to get hurt
 If you love something
 So they say
 You should set it free
 But I disagree
 'Cause I can safely say that
 Catching and releasing
 Isn't what I'd want for me
 I know I know better than you do
 What is best for you to do
 Can't you see the logic there?
 It's superlogical
 My perspective is an outside one
 And that's really saying something
 'Cause we don't have mirrors
 And since we're under the water
 There isn't a surface
 For you to see your reflection in
 Not that you don't look nice!
 In fact, how wonderful you look
 Is exactly what the problem is
 The sea is big big big
 And it's full of scary things
 Like great white sharks
 And colossal squid
 And I'm worried about you
 I don't want you to get hurt
 I don't want you to get hurt
 I don't want you to get hurt
 It guts me every time
 I hear you're frequenting
 Such sketchy dives
 It's not like it's a crime
 But what if you get caught by a scuba diver
 Just like Nemo and I can't find you?
 Still I'd never cease my quest for you
 What else would there be for me to do?
 Sure, there are plenty of fishes in the ocean
 But not one of them could ever get a hook in my devotion
 So my love for you supports recent scholarly publications
 Reporting that fish have a greater capacity for memory
 Than was previously believed
 And I will miss you for the rest of my life