I Wish I Could Go Back to College

KATE MONSTER:
 I wish I could go back to college.
 Life was so simple back then.
 What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
 I wish I could go back to college.
 In college you know who you are.
 You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
 I am totally gonna go far!"
 How do I go back to college?
 I don't know who I am anymore!
 I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
 Ohhh...
 I wish I could just drop a class...
 Or get into a play...
 KATE MONSTER:
 Or change my major...
 Or fuck my T.A.
 I need an academic advisor to point the way!
 We could be...
 Sitting in the computer lab,
 4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
 Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
 And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
 I wish I could go back to college!
 How do I go back to college?!
 AHHHH...
 I wish I had taken more pictures.
 But if I were to go back to college,
 Think what a loser I'd be-
 I'd walk through the quad,
 And think "Oh my God..."
 "These kids are so much younger than me."