Mr. Hipster

Look for the skin tight Levi's
 New boots and old motor bike
 SPCA on speed dial
 And don't you forget the vintage couch
 Small bucks but big dreams
 Sugar please, room for cream
 Despite my own discretion
 Baby this is my confession:
 I like the way he looks at me
 His cigarette and off-white teeth
 He only wants to be happy
 But he won't do that, it's too mainstream
 Sinatra and Abbey Road
 Expensive glass, cheap merlot
 I'll follow him where he goes
 Don't ask me why cause I'll never know.
 Help! I'm under some kind of spell
 Don't you make me say it.
 I won't say it. Fine, I'll say it.
 Baby I'm in love with a--
 Ooo! Honey no, it can't be true
 It's impossible that everything is opposite.
 I'm in love with a hip hip hipster
 Hip hip hipster, mister
 Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip Check out the latest tattoo
 Rich with Buddhist virtues
 Don't mind the 80s rabbit
 It was the closest to a corvette
 Ron Paul and Monet
 Ray Bans, Red beret
 He calls it self expression
 Oh, I just can't forget him
 I like the way he reads Tolstoy
 He's gluten free and no soy
 Open to all opinions
 Unless it's regarding politics
 Cubism and yoga
 Kubrick and Coppola
 Still I don't understand
 He's got me in the palm of his hand
 Help! I'm under some kind of spell
 Don't you make me say it.
 I won't say it. Fine, I'll say it.
 Baby I'm in love with a--
 Ooo! Honey no, it can't be true
 It's impossible that everything is opposite.
 I'm in love with a hip hip hipster
 Hip hip hipster, mister
 Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip Baby, tell me is it true?
 Wonder if I'm one of you.
 Caviar and Cordon Bleu
 I think I am--oh I am--
 Baby tell me is this it?
 Don't think I'm prepared for this
 NPR and old cassettes
 Did I just buy a Prius?
 Hip hip hipster, hip hip hipster mister
 Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip
 I'm in love with a hip hip hipster
 Hip hip hipster, mister
 Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip