The Audience Is Listening

Now Stevie, now don't be nervous, honey, ok?
 I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you and then you're gonna come in with your guitar and you're gonna play that nice, nice music you were telling me about
 And while you're doing that, I'll be sitting in the back of the room
 We'll have such a good time, so don't be nervous honey
 It will relax everybody and we'll be so happy
 I'm gonna go now, I'll introduce you, ok?
 Heads up. Now you kids you, all of you, calm down
 That's good, ok
 Everyone in your own seats, that's good. Ok
 Now, little Stevie Vai is going to play a composition on the guitar
 He wrote it all by himself
 Ok. Stevie, bring your three friends up, they can play with you
 That Stevie Vai, what a nice little boy
 I wrote this song for all my friends
 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a famous rock 'n' roll guitar player
 Love it, eh, he, he, go ahead
 And that is my whammy bar. And it's gonna be loud
 Don't you think that's a bit loud? Boys!
 It's getting to loud! You're getting out of control, boys
 Stevie, now calm down class, calm down. Mr. Vai, you've gotta turn it down
 What did you say, you want me to turn it down? You mean down like this
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 That sounds like noise, Mr Vai, and I want it stopped. You all got detention
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 Uh, oh, here comes trouble
 Ayy, Vai, are you outta your mind? You guys, ya don't back off
 You must be crazy. I'm gonna flip out, I'm telling you
 If this is my final flip out, you guys are gonna go with me
 Ah, shut up
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 Will you two stop dancing like that
 Frankie, leave that girl alone. We're not gonna have another incident like Mildred
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 Come here to me
 Vai, don't you hear me?
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 Come here you little snit
 Wait 'till I get my hands, don't run away
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Vai. Knock it off. Get off my desk
 Hey Andrea, check this out
 Oh, Stevie, you promised me you'd play nice music
 People out of control, dancing on the desks, playing with girls
 That awful noise just makes people go wild
 You gotta turn that music down, Stevie, please
 I'm fearless in my heart
 They will always see that in my eyes
 I am the passion
 I am the warfare
 I will never stop
 Always constant, accurate, intense
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 Mark my words, you'll never amount to anything, Steve Vai
 You'll see, you'll be a bum, in the streets
 A bum, that's it, a bum
 I thought you were such a nice little boy
 You know what? Your mean, you got a mean, nasty, vicious streak
 Why don't you just quit school? Move to California with all those other bums
 Go, that's where you belong, with all those crazies out in California
 Maybe you'll become famous, ha
 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard
 You, famous? With that noise? ha, I'll see you in jail. Give me a break, Stevie, stop it
 You'll see, mark my words