Security

Lookin' at the TV screen
 See the man that I should be
 Flip flops on a sandy beach
 A cold beer, livin' up the dream
 I guess this is reality
 This product I must really need
 And when I get it I'll be happy
 All I need's security
 Security
 Security
 Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
 Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes
 Turnin' in my resume
 Do a few interviews
 Remember firm handshake
 Look 'em in the eye
 Back straight
 Say your GPA and don't you dare lie
 Well maybe I could lie
 If it means getting the job I'll do anything, I'll try
 Get turned down 30 times, and get an internship
 All aboard, now it's money time, I'm 'bout to be the shit
 All I really need
 
 Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
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 Handcuff, handcuff, doggie leash and rope
 Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go
 As I climb the coporate ladder security starts to grow
 I can't wait until the day they call me CEO
 Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
 Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
 Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
 Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
 Cubicle-ee-oh pinochiochio, yeah
 All I really need
 Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
 All I really need
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 Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
 Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
 Mansions on the waterfront, steak and caviar
 Everything I want but far from what I need
 Security, security, I'm about to be really...
 I'm about to be really...
 
 Shit, why don't I feel happy?
 Shit, why don't I feel happy?
 Shit, why don't I feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 Shit, why don't we feel happy?
 I guess it's 'cause we believe only thing that we need is this made up thing we call security
 Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
 All I really need
 All I really need
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 Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security