Eight Miles Wide

All of my life
 I've never fit
 But I won't complain and I won't quit
 I am enormous
 Get used to it
 Everyone tells me I'm too much
 Maybe it's just you're not enough for me
 Can't you see
 I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Absolutely everyone can come inside
 If you're ever frightened just run and hide
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Tell me what is womanly to you
 Strong but not too much of a brute
 It's cool if she's powerful
 But way better if she's cute
 For all of us girls who don't fit in
 I say go Amazonian
 You can be a kick-ass bruiser
 And be feminine
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Absolutely everyone can come inside
 If you're ever frightened just run and hide
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
 This is a metaphor for
 My super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
 And I hate it when women make that noise
 That we don't need daddies, men or boys
 Even the hard-core dykes like
 Cock-shaped sex toys
 My vagina
 It's universal
 Like a penis
 But reversible
 Come on in, the water's fine
 It's not my vagina
 It's our vagina
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Absolutely everyone can come inside
 If you're ever frightened just run and hide
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 Absolutely everyone can come inside
 If you're ever frightened just run and hide
 My vagina is 8 miles wide
 
 Wide
 Wide
 Vigantic
 Vigantic
 Vigantic
 A big big love
 Vigantic
 Vigantic
 Vigantic
 A big big love