Fisheye Lens

Woke up this morning in a rap song video
 Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo?
 Well, Coach Z, that all depends
 Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens?
 I'm sorry, did you just say womp womp?
 That's right, and you know what that means!
 I don't!
 Things are about to get... bulbous
 Womp womp
 I bought a fisheye lens
 And make a rap video with a couple of friends
 It goes "womp womp"
 All the ladies and mens
 They know everything is better with a fisheye lens
 Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding
 Check out how cool my rap points look!
 With a fisheye lens
 You don't need to know how to rap or skateboard or do anything well!
 Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up
 My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough
 We got bulbous hands, and bulbous feet
 Now turn your back to the camera
 Shake those bulbous cheeks!
 Oh, look at that! I've got a considerable rear shelf!
 That makes me uncomfortable!
 Womp womp
 I bought a fisheye lens
 And make a rap video with a couple of friends
 It goes "womp womp"
 All the ladies and mens
 They know everything is better with a fisheye lens
 And once you use a fisheye, well, you just can't stop
 It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped
 I jumped in slow motion, off the curb
 Without a skateboard, that should look absurd
 But with my fisheye lens, hey, haven't you heard?
 I got the moves so smooth, make your mom say
 "Those are some exceptionally smooth moves!"
 Coach Z! SB!
 Whatchu got for me?
 I got the F-I-S-H-E-Y-E lens!
 Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends
 And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens, it goes
 Womp womp
 I brought a fisheye lens
 And make a rap videos with a couple of friends
 It goes "womp womp"
 But all the ladies and mens
 They know everything is better with a fisheye lens
 Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool!
 Yeah yeah!
 What about tax papers?
 Oh, look at how cool those papes look!
 How about a pair of tan pants?
 Ohh!
 Somebody say country dish towel?
 Country dish towel!
 Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try
 What happens when you point it at a real fish eye?