Ode to the Bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
 I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
 
 No, I haven't had no dope
 Lift up the velvet rope
 Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
 See, I've got friends inside
 It's my birthday tonight
 And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
 It's futile to debate with Saint Peter at the gate
 Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
 'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door
 Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
 I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer
 Bouncer
 Bounce, bounce, bouncer
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
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 Ooh, bouncer, empowered and aroused
 I see it in your trousers and in the way you browse her
 (Look, she's in!)
 What? Her dress is up to waterline
 Bitch is clearly borderline
 Nose as white as Snow White's in the moonlight
 We stand in awe, in front of 'nother prick at the door
 Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
 I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer
 Bouncer
 Bounce, bounce, bouncer
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
 Bounce, bounce, bouncer
 Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
 I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
 So, you can play karate, you thick illiterati
 I'm a black belt at life, so go home to your ugly wife
 You've forgotten your wisdom, the window to the ladies room
 A whole new possibility for a cat like me
 Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
 I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer
 Bouncer (ooh)
 Bounce, bounce, bouncer
 Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)