Don't Call Us (We'll Call You)

Long distance directory assistance area code 212
 Say hey, A and R, this is Mister Rhythm And Blues
 He said, "Hello" and put me on hold
 To say the least the cat was cold
 He said, "Don't call us child, we'll call you"
 I said, "You got my number"
 He said, "Yeah, I got it when you walked in the door
 Don't call us, we'll call you
 Don't call us, we'll call you"
 I got your name from a friend of a friend
 Who said he used to work with you
 Remember the all night creature from Stereo Ninety Two
 Yeah, I said, "Could you relate to our quarter track tape
 You know the band performs in the nude"
 He said, "Uh huh don't call us child, we'll call you"
 Listen kid, you paid for the call
 You ain't bad but we've heard it all before
 Yeah, it sounds like John, Paul and George
 Any way we cut a hit and we toured a bit
 With a song he said, he couldn't use
 And now he calls and begs and crawls, it's telephone Deja Vu
 We got percentage points and Lousy Joints
 And all the glitter we can use
 Mama so uh huh, don't call us, now we'll call you
 Listen kid, you paid for the call
 You ain't bad but I've heard it all before
 Don't call us, we'll call you