Dogs

Katy Kerlan was my first kiss
 I was only five years old and she hit me with her purse
 I had braces on my legs and I almost fell down
 And from that day moving forward, I've been petrified of blondes
 Oh, Patricia, she was my first love
 She sat eight rows behind me, and I couldn't breathe
 I gave her Pink Floyd "Animals", when we were in sixth grade
 And it was on her turntable when I met her on Sunday
 Her mom was gone, we were listening to "Dogs"
 She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald
 And when I touched her down there, she was blossoming and soft
 And the next day in school, she ignored me in the hall
 Shelly and Amber gave me my first taste
 I went down on them both at Amber's parents place
 We were drunk as skunks and high on Darvon
 And they gave me a bath and I stumbled on home
 Mary Anne was my first fuck
 She slide down between my legs, and oh, my God, she could suck
 I went with her friend first, but I couldn't get it in
 And when she caught me with Mary Anne, her heart was broken
 Mary Anne got cold and abruptly broke it off
 For a guy with sweatpants and a pickup truck
 I begged her not to dump me, and I pleaded, "No"
 But her body language told me it was time for me to go
 The guy with the truck picked me up and brought me home
 I sat down at my piano, and my spirit was low
 But I pulled myself together, and I played a few notes
 Now, I was the one who got their heart broke
 I met a girl named Deborah, she lived on the canal
 She made me eggs in the morning, she was such a sweet gal
 And we went to Red Lobster, and we went to Tangiers
 She had motherly love, she was warm and she cared
 She was a beautiful girl and she had a big heart
 But I drifted away because there wasn't that spark
 Oh, the complicated mess of sex and love
 When you give that first sting, or you're the one who gets stung
 And when you lose control and how good it feels to cum
 And when you pant like a dog getting into someone
 Oh, rejection, how it hurts so much
 When you can't love the one you've been longing to touch
 And they're onto something else, and it don't feel right
 And you wonder are they're cumming together all night
 The nature of attraction cycles on and on
 And nobody's right, and nobody's wrong
 Our early life shapes the types to we are drawn
 It's a complicated place, this planet we're on