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You gotta be fucking kidding me
 This is a fucking joke, right?
 This is a fucking joke, right?
 You gotta be fucking kidding me
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 This is a fucking joke, right?
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 Un- Fucking unlistenable
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 (You did what?)
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 Has the jury reached the verdict?
 Yes we have, your Honor
 Please hand the verdict to the Court
 (You did what?)
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 You know Sammy, I'm sick and tired of all these pussy ass bands
 Do an absolute shut
 Crap
 Feces
 That they're calling music
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 Well dude, what about Iron Maiden, they're pretty cool
 Whaaat?
 They're fucking unlistenable!
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 Well, what do you think about Megadeth?
 They fuckin suck!
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 Dude, did you hear the new Lamb of God?
 Hahahaha! Oh, boy!
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 Wow, you are a hater
 Well, here's a band everyone loves to hate
 What do you think about Nickelback?
 Nickelback? Nickelback?!
 I wouldn't give you a payback
 Fuck you! They suck! Unlistenable!
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 Well Al, I know one that you're definitely gonna love
 How bout Ministry?
 Ministry?!
 I hate all fucking industrial bands
 Feces!
 Absolute shit!
 Good fucking riddance
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 Alright Al, clearly you're not in the mood for metal
 So let's switch it up a bit, what about the Cure?
 Whoaaaa! I fucking hate it
 How bout Morrissey, I'm sure you like it
 Morrissey? Morrissey? You're fucking kidding!
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 Dude, any love for Devo?
 Devo! They fucking rule!