Dammit Janet

Hey, Janet (yes, Brad?)
 I've got something to say
 I really loved the skillful way
 You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet
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 The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
 The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
 So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
 I've one thing to say and that's
 Dammit, Janet, I love you
 The road was long, but I ran it (Janet)
 There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
 If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet)
 I've one thing to say and that's
 Dammit, Janet, I love you
 Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
 And there's three ways that love can grow
 That's good, bad or mediocre
 Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
 Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (oh, Brad)
 Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (oh, Brad)
 That you've met mum, and you know dad (oh, Brad)
 I've one thing to say and that's
 Brad, I'm mad for you too
 Oh, Brad
 Oh, dammit
 I'm mad
 Oh, Janet
 For you
 I love you too
 There's one thing left to do, and that's
 Go see the man who began it (Janet)
 When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
 Made me give you the eye and then panic Janet
 Now I've one thing to say and that's
 Dammit, Janet, I love you
 Dammit Janet
 Oh brad, I'm mad
 Dammit Janet
 I love you