Reproduction

The parts of a flower are so constructive that
 Very, very often the wind will cause pollination
 If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature
 Can create the same situation
 Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils
 Is right on the list, I'll try to make it crystal clear
 The flower's insatiable passion turns it's life into a circus of debauchery
 Now you see just how the stamen gets it's lusty dust onto the stigma
 And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma
 We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
 A photoperiodic reaction!
 Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good
 Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter two, page five
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Put your pollen tube to work
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Make my stamen go berserk
 Reproduction
 I don't think they even know what a pistil is
 I got your pistil right here
 Where does the pollen go?
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 In an abstract way, the same thing applies to the reproductive organs
 Of the more complex life forms, but now we are dealing with sexual response
 Are there any questions before we begin reading?
 Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
 Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
 When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
 Starts pullin' that stuff, she's saying that she wants to do it?
 Can't prove it by me, 'cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the backseat
 With his heart beatin' fast
 They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
 Yeah, then all they can do is say
 "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
 Reproduction, reproduction
 "Baby, give it to me now"
 Reproduction, reproduction
 "Is that all you think about?"
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 "Come on baby, show me that you really love me so!"
 Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
 Where does the pollen go?
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 The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring
 Are there any comments on this?
 Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all
 Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
 What's the big deal?
 Can't a girl just do that thing in a book where she adds up the days of her, uh
 What do you call it? Mentalstration?
 Oh, that's really neat!
 Yeah, and what'll the guy say if the numbers don't add up right, huh?
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Hope he's proud of what he's done
 Reproduction, reproduction
 He was only pokin' fun
 Reproduction
 See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe?
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Reproduction, reproduction
 Reproduction
 Where does the pollen go?