Crimson Wave

It's that time, that time of the month
 Well I woke up early and I got a hunch
 Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away
 'Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why
 Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go
 Surfin', surfin' the wave
 All the girls are surfin' the wave
 Surfin' the crimson wave today
 Gonna call in sick to work, I don't care, my boss is a jerk
 Can't believe all the pain I'm in, get me white wine and vicodin
 Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo
 Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, 'cause I've got sharks in hot pursuit
 Surfin', surfin' the wave
 All the girls are surfin' the wave
 Surfin' the crimson wave today
 There are communists in the summer house
 There are communists in the summer house
 Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I'll be
 Surfin', surfin' the wave
 All the girls are surfin' the wave
 Surfin' the crimson wave today