Two Wuv

I have this little thing
 It's probably just a fling
 Two girls I like a lot
 I think they're really hot
 But I'm not sure if they know
 How my love began to grow
 It took a lot of time
 But right now, it's solely mine
 Today!
 I drew a mural of
 The things I'd like to love
 And where my heart resides
 Is with two girls with gray eyes
 If they just gave me a chance
 I'd show them what they want
 And teach 'em what they got
 I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
 And I'd take the key to my heart
 And open it, and let the love shine through
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
 Mary-Kate!
 I saw you on TV
 You dressed up like a bee
 Reminds me of the time
 How it's gone, and it's gone, and it's gone
 It's sadness every day that passes without you
 And I really wanna, really wanna, really wanna hold you both tight
 And tell you you're mine, but instead I sing
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
 Hello? (Hello?) Hello?
 Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall (wait, say that again, slowly)
 What? Hello? (Hello?)
 Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall and I just-
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
 I know that life without you and you would be sad
 And I know it'd be bad
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That your loveliness blossomed and I wanna hold your hands
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled into your school
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool
 If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
 Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
 And I think that it'd be totally cool-