Welcome to Tally Hall

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
 Known from Coast to Coast like butter and toast
 From headlines to bread lines
 From school rooms to pool rooms
 No other place in the contiguous United States
 Or other environments of the world
 Welcome!
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 Can I get a T? ("T")
 And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y
 Then you'd see why
 The Hall is here for y'all
 The mini-mall is calling us all in
 So kids, pack up your mom's car
 Back up the Windstar
 Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart
 Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match
 On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch
 W-W-T-H-D
 We like to kick it at the university
 But all work and no play makes us crazy
 So we jump in the bumping SUV
 Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on
 Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
 And sooner than you know
 You found the rock 'n roll show
 At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
 We're in the mini-mall
 Working the carnival
 We like to play it all
 Welcome to Tally Hall
 Who's to blame?
 The automated players, I proclaim
 Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes
 Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
 Red, the proud loud guy we adore
 "Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"
 So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac, can hear
 He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
 Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys
 To unlock the rock in the act if you please
 Now open the case, give Blue the bass
 And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place
 We're in the mini-mall
 Working the carnival
 We like to play it all
 Welcome to Tally Hall
 We're in the mini-mall
 Working the carnival
 We like to play it all
 Welcome to Tally Hall
 Can I get a click?
 Flick off the switch
 And we'll ignite the night in pitch
 Singing songs you like to hear
 And the world will disappear
 Then we'll be glowing in the dark
 Lighting up the park
 Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
 With unpredictable games and antiquities
 The collectibles, so delectable
 The unreliable style's undetectable
 Like I might rap like an English chap
 Take you by the knickers and I'll bum you'll slap
 You didn't think we had the gall
 Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
 We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
 We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics
 A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
 Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
 Rock!
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 Hey, ho, don't cha know?
 It's a good old-fashioned puppet show!
 That's right, quite the set
 We're the marionette quintet
 We think we're playing in a band
 We'd love to give you all a hand
 Woo!
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 We're in the mini-mall
 Working the carnival
 We like to play it all
 Welcome to Tally Hall
 We think we're playing in a band
 We'd love to give you all a hand
 We think we're playing in a band (yarrgh!)
 We'd love to give you all a hand
 We think we're playing in a band (aargh!)
 We'd love to give you all a hand!