The Bidding

I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
 Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
 And even though I know I haven't got a lot
 I'll try to give you love until the day you drop
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 I've been training like a Pavlov dog
 Let my independence out to take a hike
 All you gotta do is activate my bell
 And I'll fetch you anything you like
 Going once, going twice
 Every man here has a price
 Over where? Over there
 Sold to not a single lady in here
 I've been here like a thousand times
 Dated every woman in the atmosphere
 I've been to every continent
 Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
 And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
 Just remember not to love me when I disappear
 I graduated at the top
 I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
 So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
 Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
 Going once, going twice
 Won't these gentlemen suffice?
 Any here? Any there?
 Any motions anywhere?
 Going twice, going thrice
 Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
 I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
 You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
 And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
 Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down
 Don't worry I will never let you down
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 So many ladies are waiting for mates
 And the prospects are good but the date's never great
 Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere
 They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
 And he's sold