Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair
 Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
 Eat medicine that's out of date
 Use your private parts as Piranha bait
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 Get your toast out with a fork
 Do your own electrical work
 Teach your self how to fly
 Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
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 Invite a psycho killer inside
 Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride
 Take your helmet off in outer space
 Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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 So many dumb ways to die
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 So many dumb ways to die
 Keep a rattle snake as a pet
 Sell both your kidneys on the internet
 Eat a tube of superglue
 I wonder, what's this red button do?
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 So many dumb ways to die
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 So many dumb ways to die
 Dress up like a moose during hunting season
 Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
 Stand on the edge of a train station platform
 Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
 Run across the tracks between the platforms
 They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
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 So many dumb
 So many dumb ways to die