Beyond the Pubyard

I wake up in the toilets
 Stinking of alcohol
 Who am I? Can't remember
 Ain't sure I wanna know
 The beer stains on my clothing
 Revealed by neon lights
 They tell me every morning
 Another thirsty night
 A lover of bottles I am
 Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here
 The stuff in the sink is my brain
 My father smelled offensive
 My mother was a bitch
 But it was love at first drink
 They practiced what they preached
 Refrain:
 Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been
 Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream
 Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin
 Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard
 Hey barman, you're my hero
 One thousand liqueurs stock
 You make some crazy money
 While drinking on the job
 A lover of bottles I am
 Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here
 The stuff in the sink is my brain
 I have no use for clean air
 I don't like oxygen
 The cigarette smoke preserved me
 Just call me Boozer Man
 Refrain:
 Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been
 Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream
 Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin
 Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard
 I have no use for clean air
 I don't like oxygen
 The cigarette smoke preserved me
 Just call me Boozer Man
 Refrain:
 Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been
 Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream
 Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin
 Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard