Step Into My Time Machine

We all have our time machines don't we?
 Those that take us back are memories
 And those that carry us forward are dreams!
 I was born in 1924
 The sound of Swing beating at the door
 Shining shoes on the ballroom floor
 I stepped into my time machine
 Danced onto a different scene
 Beyond my very wildest dreams
 Password and fingerprints
 Legal highs and spiked drinks
 Electric cars and push up Bras
 Step into my time machine
 Online Porn, Secret code
 Honey Money shot and a hot download
 The smartest phone and a flying drone
 Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
 Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine
 Oh ah oh ah
 Strolling down the main street
 Tapping in time to the doghouse beat
 To many dames that I'd like to meet
 Oh ah oh ah
 All those folks are looking so stressed
 I'm the only Joe who's over dressed
 If you can't have fun then forget the rest
 Trigger men with Top hats
 Pitching woo with White spats
 Clip Joints and cool cats
 Step into my time machine
 Giggle Juice and Gin mills
 Grease Balls and Pally Pills
 Cookie pushers Molly Fills
 Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
 Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine
 If you're never gonna make it in the real
 Time baby then you're never gonna make it at all
 If you wanna make a line for the swing
 Time Baby then we could all be having a ball
 But Money can't buy class
 Class won't get you ass
 Don't need to talk your trash if you can dance dance dance
 Password and fingerprints
 Legal highs and spiked drinks
 Electric cars and push up Bras
 Step into my time machine
 Online Porn, Secret code
 Honey Money shot and a hot download
 The smartest phone and a flying drone
 Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
 Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine