Love Via Computer

You want a girlfriend as fast as you can
 You think without her, you're not a man
 Go to our branch office, get a questionnaire
 Say you want a tall girl, blue eyes, blonde hair
 We'll find you a woman with our computer
 Custom tailored love to suit all your hopes and dreams
 Tell us your ideal, then you can have her
 There's a number in the computer to fulfil your fantasy
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 She's the most gorgeous woman money can't buy
 You want to make her yours 'til the day you die
 You go out on your first date tonight
 And thank the computer for being so right
 We fill lonely hearts with our computer
 They make lots of money with all your hopes and dreams
 If we get your ideal, then you can have her
 Can you play a song to fulfil your fantasy?
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 You find her a fault, you want someone else
 Just send her back to us, and then we can help
 Send us your check at the end of the week
 Don't worry, we'll find the woman you seek
 We'll find you a woman with our computer
 Custom tailored love to suit all your hopes and dreams
 Tell us your ideal, then you can have her
 There's a number in the computer to fulfil your fantasy