Dynamic Duo 2 (feat. Kasher Quon)

(Aw yeah, Chris)
 I'm mad as hell, the weed man just shorted my weed
 I was tryna get all buds, this nigga gave me seeds
 I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem
 Popped a nigga outside the Walmart and fleed the scene
 I'm finna do donuts in a Scat, Krispy Kreme
 I just scammed a nigga who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme
 I'm finna respond to this bitch DM, she wanna have sex with me
 I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory
 We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together, her name Destiny
 I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony
 And I scammed a Spanish ass nigga, he was Mexican
 I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian
 Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
 And I sold a 12 year-old kid a weed edible
 I just slapped the fuck out of a nigga with freckles
 I just fucked a bitch, then I bought her a pickle
 I just fucked a bitch and I paid her with nickels
 She kept sucking my dick after I came and it tickled
 I just fucked an ugly ass bitch named Aquanetta
 Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta
 I just beat the fuck out of a nigga and he had eczema
 I just caught a nigga re-rocking his old prom sneakers
 I just caught a nigga with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas
 They wouldn't let me perform my song, so I shot up the arena
 You can keep the indica 'cause I'm smoking on sativa
 You can keep that black bitch 'cause I'm fucking on Samantha
 I just found out one of my old hoes got cancer
 I just scammed a bitch online and she got cancer
 Took a Mexican bitch out to eat, she wanted anchovies
 I just scammed an African ass nigga, he got ebola
 You just fucked a dirty ass bitch and got ebola
 I just saw a bum ass bitch with Adidas Samoa
 I just slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel
 And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles
 I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating ramen noodles
 I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating Pizza Rolls
 Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove
 Then go and punch me a nice hotel on Lincoln Road
 This bitch irritating, keep asking for edge control
 And she suck my dick when I was driving, I lost control
 I had a hundred methods in that bitch, how I lose my phone?
 I'm mad as hell my method stopped working, I gotta pay for clothes
 My bitch still ain't never let me fuck, I'm tryna find some hoes
 My pop still ain't pay me for weed, I'm 'bout to steal his bowl
 I just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil
 Just got over on a nigga and sold him a Benadryl
 I just got a credit card (in who name?) Auntie Melissa
 Bubble Gum Cookie, bitch, I'm smoking Bubblicious
 I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Russel Simmons
 I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Katt Williams
 Scammed a bald head nigga with cancer, he look like Chauncey Billups
 Shaved my hair bald, now I look like Chauncey Billups
 He tried to rob me with a two-two, it was a Dillinger
 Then I reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver
 Now I'm finna steal a nigga car, with hangers and wires
 I just scammed a gospel ass nigga, he sing in a choir
 And I found out my man snitched, I think he Tekashi
 And I fucked a bitch with twenty kids, I think it's Dashiki
 I just made a ratchet ass fan suck my little cousin weewee
 I just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck
 Now I'm finna get a CPN and buy an ice cream truck
 Almost went to jail for selling weed out the ice cream truck
 Almost went to jail for selling crack out a U-Haul truck
 My mama moved again, I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks
 My daddy snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white truck
 My cousin snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white van
 I just got approached in the mall by a white fan
 Had my hoodie on and got shot up by a white man
 Fucked my girlfriend and put some money on her nightstand
 Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan
 Couldn't find no fire ass weed, so I smoked a Black
 Couldn't find no other drugs around, so now I'm smoking crack
 And I Karo'd the nigga juice with some antifreeze
 And I wore my Moncler outside when it was a hundred degrees
 I just fucked a smart ass bitch with a master's degree
 I just fucked a broke ass bitch and she asked for three dollars
 Three broke niggas over there, that's about three burgers
 He was short on a cigarette, he had one quarter
 It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents
 It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars
 It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars
 It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one
 You know I scammed all my barbers, I can't even get one
 Bro, your shit looking trife, you gotta go and get one
 He went to jail for an hour and turned into a Froot Loop
 I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a raccoon
 I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
 'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube
 Had to beat a nigga in his stomach with an umbrella
 I'm mad as hell, my flight got delayed by Delta
 Me and Quon had a show to go to out in Phoenix
 Just got an opp address, and he stay in Vegas
 Couple days later, they had his funeral in Las Vegas
 He wasn't even from the hood, he was from Las Vegas
 Finna knock a nigga out and go viral on WorldStar
 What you got on the weed? He said he got the cigar
 If the opps in this party, then everybody shot
 Caught with stolen credit cards and they put me on a box
 Everybody say they fuckin' with the iPhones, they lyin'
 I just punched my grandma bills and all her hospital fines
 He tried to slide at the mall, all his pieces was declined
 Wearing them old ass 'fits he had since 2009
 'Bout time you junked that old car, nigga, it was overheating
 I'm off a four of Hi-Tech, I'm bout to be so sleepy
 She was off her period, I told her, "Open legs now"
 Treat your bitch like a dog and I told her, "Sit down"
 The opps had a funeral, dig up the casket in the ground
 Riding in a Hellcat, you in a box, old town
 Walmart know my face, they keep saying, "Turn around"
 I just went to Verizon, got approved zero down
 Yeah, I seen you in there too, but you had a high deposit
 Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposits
 He tryna run off with the cheese, he just keep duckin' and dodgin'
 But I got his address, so I'ma keep on sliding
 My mama ran off with some cheese, I'm 'bout to go blow up her house
 This shit really surprise me, niggas keep runnin' they mouth