Porno Shop

Johnny has a dream to make the scene
 Where all he has to do
 Is make young girls scream
 Unbuckling his belt
 Will surely make them melt
 Turning butter into cream
 For now, he's an unknown
 Who's content to take orders
 Stocking magazines,
 Turning fives into quarters
 Soon he'll make them see
 That he's got what it takes
 When they get a look
 At his 14 inch snake
 He's got a job at a porno shop
 Where he mops up for free
 Oh, it may suck now
 But he knows somehow
 He'll see his face on a T.V. screen
 Each day he drags a mop
 Across the sticky peep show floor
 Knowing all the time
 That there has to be more
 Noting all the scenes
 From his favorite magazines
 Starring girls he so adores
 For now, he's an unknown
 Who's content to take orders
 Stocking magazines,
 Turning fives into quarters
 Soon he'll make them see
 That he's got what it takes
 When they get a look
 At his 14 inch snake
 He's got a job at a porno shop
 Where he mops up for free
 Oh, it may suck now
 But he knows somehow
 He'll see his face on a T.V. screen
 He's got a job at a porno shop
 Where he mops up for free
 Oh, it may suck now
 But he knows somehow
 He'll see his face on a T.V. screen