Rob The Prez-O-Dent

Uh, four score and seven beers ago, uh-huh
 Uh, sittin' on the front stoop, wonderin' what we gonna do?
 What the world come to, who you gonna run to?
 Another year older and deeper in debt
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 You pay those bills and you get that rent
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Fillin' up the backpack, back in the Cadillac
 Rollin' down to DC to get my money back
 Man, this is awesome, a-loadin' up a shotgun
 A-bury me in cash in a big black coffin
 A-runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out
 In the Oval Office like "Empty yo' pockets"
 Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches
 Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 I don't make no money, don't make no sense
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Another year older and deeper in debt
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Walk through the doorway, lookin' so cool
 Chrome six-shooter, feelin' old school
 Walk through the doorway, feelin' old school
 Chrome six-shooter, lookin' so cool
 Get on the flo' and gimme yo' loot
 Come on mo-fo', I ain't scared to shoot
 I bet ya won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
 Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
 Can't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
 Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
 I say you won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span
 Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend
 Bugged-out burglarin', hurdle Secret Service men
 I ain't seen green since I don't know when
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 I don't make no money, don't make no sense
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Another year older and deeper in debt
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Don't make no money, don't make no sense
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 It's nothing symbolic like burning the flag
 Just put all your wallets into the bag
 You've robbed me for years and I want it all back
 And that, and that
 And that, and that, and that, and that
 Runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out
 In the Oval Office like "Empty yo' pockets"
 Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 Oh, man, this is awesome, loadin' up a shotgun
 Bury me in cash in a big black coffin
 Smoke 'em if you got 'em
 Shoot 'em when the cops come
 I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent
 (Like all too many of his contemporaries, Tom is experimenting with something he knows little about. He experiences an uncontrollable feeling of hilarity. Quite without reason he exhibits a marked carelessness. His senses and time perception are distorted. He becomes confused and he displays the induced "couldn't care less" attitude.)