Sonic

SE-GA
 Sonic is the name and speed is my game
 I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
 Rockin' the red shoes, blue dude, voodoo curse
 Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse
 Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude
 He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
 Just wait until I see him again
 He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did
 Come on!
 That's why they call me Sonic
 I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
 And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit
 Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit
 And when you can't take it any more I do it again
 Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man!
 Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me
 (One time. Two)
 Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
 Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast
 I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
 New moves, new plan, no place to hide
 Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
 creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
 Everything about you but your rhymes are fat... (BRRRRR!)
 (Did I do that?)
 Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes
 That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
 I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you
 On a mission to turn you into robot stew
 It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro
 Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though
 Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it
 We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke
 Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
 We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.)
 Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
 Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut up!)
 ALT: (You shit.)
 We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through
 Show these bitches how we do what we do
 What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself
 What the hell happened to you?
 I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no)
 Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no)
 Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no)
 Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)
 Shut the fuck up
 It's time to get serious, Tails
 Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more
 Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score
 I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit
 Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick
 Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay)
 Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away
 I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
 Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
 Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day
 And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
 Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
 I will *mumbling*
 You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood
 C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude
 Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there
 I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)
 I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?)
 Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log ALT: (Read a book!.)
 I don't even really fuckin' care!
 I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath
 I got a dick like a chain saw
 I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA
 Bring it on, you can't replace this
 Based on me on a first name basis
 Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
 Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho? ALT: (That Guy?.)
 ERROR: Does not compute
 Shoot my system froze, reboot
 Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.
 What the fuck is this muthafuckin' bullshit?
 That Robotnik just won't quit
 I'm tired of this shit, I want a chili dog
 I'm the real motherfucking Sonic the Hedgehog!
 Activating Spin Ball
 (Motherfucker, don't make me laugh)
 I'll get you next time...
 (Motherfucker, I just shut your ass down!)
 (Don't ever compare me to Leo...)
 One two three, here we come with the rings
 It's Sonic and Tails, bitch pack your things
 I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini
 I got my Chaos Emeralds, barely competing
 You're so clever Sonic. Where do you come up with these rhymes?
 Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waitin' outside
 How 'bout you give me a chance, to be your sidekick guy?
 Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Oww!)
 'Sup little bitches, yo my name is Knuckles
 And I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles
 So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
 'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker with some wicked dreadlocks
 So I'm lookin' at ya Sonic, 'cause you think that you're fast
 But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last
 'Cause your rhymes are old bro, I think it's a no-go
 You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO!
 But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed
 I've got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fist
 And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
 I'm gonna get a one-up bustin' up some TVs
 Bitch please! I'll put your ass on disability
 Then pimp smack your ass, take away your credibility
 Wait- I gotta turn it around
 We gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground
 Now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through
 Right to your HQ, got my nigga in blue
 (And he's fast too!)
 (He's who?)
 Man I told you!
 Catch up with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik!
 I got it under control Tails, I'll get them shits back
 When you fuck with a motherfucka' like me, you'll get bitch smacked
 I'm way too fast, bitch understand
 Motherfuckers talk shit and get the back of my hand
 Like all day long and every night
 I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice
 But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right
 I'm so groov'ay, I'm out of sight
 Like General Patton, I'm not talkin' 'bout Mike
 I'm old school fool, Tails take the mic
 D-Dodgin' bombs way cool, as we enter the arch
 Thumbs up motherfucker, we be comin' with sparks
 To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it punk!
 Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a fuck!
 We're the motherfuckin' team flyin' by with skill
 One rhyme left, goin' in for the kill
 I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind
 1.20 in my pocket but with plenty of time
 Fast approachin'
 Let me jump these bombs
 Straight through the hole like I'm fuckin' it, nah
 It doesn't really matter 'cause I see it right there.
 It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care
 For sure!
 (Don't you know that you look like a fuckin' walrus, that flies)
 ALT: (Ok, now go away Tails. You're not old enough to fight Robotnik yet.)
 BRRRRR!!!
 It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm hauntin' your dreams
 With my mean, bean, pokey thing killing machine!
 What the fuck did you say? I wasn't payin' attention
 I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention
 Let's end this now, I got shit I gotta do
 You motherfuckin' motherfucker, fuckin' whoopity doo
 You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game
 All you woodland creatures are all the same
 I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog
 Check my MySpace bitch, I just posted a blog.
 I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log"
 You'd better let my friends go you gluttonous hog
 I'll down+A your face, let go of me tubs
 It's been a long day chubby, gotta get me some grub
 I'm starvin'
 (What the?)
 (BRRRRR!!! HAHAHA)
 So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back!
 What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that
 Nooooooo I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
 Yeah right motherfucker, tell that to Star Jones!
 Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab
 You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab
 That's enough motherfucker, I'll throw my arm at you Sonic!
 (Initiating targeting sequence)
 Where'd you go Robotnik?
 KAPOW!
 I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? BRRRRR!
 You cow, you fuckin' big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch
 I'm gonna cook you over easy
 HUMPTY DUMPTY!
 (I said it)
 I will destroy you and your friend Tails too!
 I really don't think that's gonna happen, RoBUTTnik
 I got the -SUPER SONIC-
 Well hardy har har, three cheers for you
 I'm really mad now, you have no clue!
 Ooh, I'm not listening (Don't care) motherfucker
 I'm waggin' my fist from the seat of my ride
 With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide!
 Still not listening (I really don't care) motherfucker
 Anyways I'm gonna fuckin' tear your fuckin' shit apart
 I gotta shit, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted
 OH NO!
 HAHAHA
 Video Games
 Entertainment
 Lifestyle
 Full site
 Licensing
 Privacy Policy
 Feedback
 TABLE OF CONTENTS