Hey, Runner!

Welcome, let me take you to
 Your very own private room
 Whatever you need is on the way
 From the absurd to the insane
 Remember I'm a volunteer
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 I know your people have people
 And I know this should make my day
 There's none with whom I'd rather spend my afternoon
 Than with an ego that can fill a room
 But still, still all I hear
 You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night
 I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that
 And if I change my mind, it'll be alright
 It's not like you got somewhere to be
 Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice
 While you're at it, would you mind to read mine?
 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time
 It's not like I've got somewhere to be
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 Go, take a ride on your high horse
 And don't you wait to ask for more
 I've got an eternity of time to abuse
 Never mind, it's all for you to use
 I'm still just a volunteer
 You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night
 I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that
 And if I change my mind, it'll be alright
 It's not like you got somewhere to be
 Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice
 While you're at it, would you mind to read mine?
 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time
 It's not like I've got somewhere to be
 I've got somewhere to be (I'll never get there)
 And I'll never get there while you're steppin' on (steppin' on me)
 I'm caught beneath you (caught beneath your vanity)
 So why do I keep runnin'?
 Why do I keep runnin'?
 Why do I keep runnin'?
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 You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night
 I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that
 And if I change my mind, it'll be alright
 It's not like
 Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice
 While you're at it, would you mind to read mine?
 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time
 It's not like I've got somewhere to be