Homecoming

[male]
 Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
 On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
 She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan.
 As she stepped out of her massive car,
 I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
 I think she was coming back from the game or something,
 'cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.
 One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
 She's such a slut.
 [chorus]
 [male]
 I fucked my american cunt
 [female]
 I love my english romance
 [male]
 It was dirty, a dream came true
 Just like i like it, she's got nice tits
 [female]
 It was perfect, a dream came true
 Just like a song by blink 182
 [female]
 Ok, listen girls:
 I met the hottest guy ever.
 Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
 I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
 Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
 And the cutest british accent ever.
 Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
 From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me.
 Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
 Oh my god,
 I think i'm in love.
 [chorus]
 [male]
 I fucked my american cunt
 [female]
 I love my english romance
 [male]
 It was dirty, a dream came true
 Just like i like it, she's got nice tits
 [female]
 It was perfect, a dream came true
 Just like a song i've been wanting to
 [male]
 It was so nice to meet you
 [female]
 The pleasure was all mine
 I do like you
 Come to cancun for spring break
 [male]
 I'll think about it
 It could be great
 [female]
 And don't forget to send me a friend request
 [male]
 As if!