Thinking In Ways

(alexander/naydock)
 when I die, call this number
 unencumber yourself from the details
 the whole thing's bought and paid for
 the box, the viewing and one more ride
 bought a plot by some azaleas
 they never fail to impress in the brochure
 see me off at sunset
 I hope it's glorious outside
 I am thinking in ways
 that I never have before
 I am counting the days
 that I never have before
 of course the breakfast will be dinner
 your choice of a couple of entrees
 you'll meet some real characters
 some even I haven't seen in a while
 I am thinking in ways
 I never have before
 I am counting the days
 that I never have before
 I need you to distribute
 everything that I have written down here
 they are bits and pieces
 of all who made me what I am
 drink a few, get to know them
 don't forget to tip your waitress
 through them you'll know me better
 and life is really worth a damn
 I am thinking in ways
 I never have before
 I am counting the days
 that I never have before