Girl I Almost Married

Drunk again out on the front lawn
 Her dress pulled up and the moon is shinin'
 I swear that girl's drunk up all of my tequila
 I guess I better get her 'fore the trash man finds her
 Yeah
 Long past when I'm dead and buried
 She'll still be bangin' around
 The girl I almost married
 Met her in a bar when she was nineteen
 I was twenty nine goin' on sixty five
 She said she knew a better way to get my kicks
 Now I'm stuck with her till the day I die
 Oh yeah
 Long past when I'm dead and buried
 She'll still be bangin' around
 The girl I almost married
 And through I know she'll probably kill me
 I know I'd die if she weren't with me
 This little girl's got the soul of an old man
 She says life is short you gotta grab it with both hands
 And if by chance we happen to go over
 We spend all week in bed with the sweetest hangover
 Yeah
 Long past when I'm dead and buried
 She'll still be bangin' around
 The girl I almost married