Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor

While walkin' through the woods not far from town
 I got real shook, I heard the strangest sound
 I saw the Purple People Eater and to my surprise
 The Witch Doctor sittin' by his side
 The Witch Doctor had a little guitar in his hand
 And they were boppin' and a-rockin' with a two-piece band
 Purple was a-blowin' like a People Eater should
 Witch Doctor picked like Johnny B. Good
 There went-a
 Ooh-ee
 Ooh-ah-ah
 Ting-tang
 Walla-walla-ding-dang
 "Oh, Doc I got troubles" that's a-what he said
 "Girls keep a-laughin' 'bout the horn in my head"
 The Witch Doctor smiled and I heard him say
 "Yeah man, ya ugly but you sure can play"
 There in the moonlight it seemed so strange
 As they blowed a chorus of "Home On The Range"
 They were comin' in strong like a rock 'n' roll stars
 Made the sweetest music a-this side of Mars
 They went-a
 Ooh-ee
 Ting-tang
 Ooh-ah-ah
 Walla-walla-ding-dang
 These cats from outer space were givin' their all
 And I could tell the way they rocked that they were havin' a ball
 They were comin' on strong, I was clappin' my hands
 Stopped long enough to say "Crazy, man!"
 So at twilight time when the sun go down
 Back in the woods on the edge of town
 People all a-gather from a-miles around
 To hear Doc and ol' Purple play the crazy sounds
 They go
 Ooh-ee (Oh yeah)
 Ooh-ah-ah
 Ting-tang
 Walla-walla-ding-dang
 One more time
 And your sick, sick, sick set
 Ha ha ha ha ha ha
 Woo hoo hoo hoo
 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha