Yella Acorns

Well last year we had a bumper crop
 When them white oak acorns started to drop
 So many
 I twisted my ankle walking to the stand
 Everywhere you look was a sweet persimmon
 Big around as a Florida lemon
 Was a white tailed grocery store all over the land
 But this spring during turkey season
 Jack frost came and he went to freezing
 Everything with a bumblebee a bud and a bloom
 Then summer came and there weren't no rain
 Everybody said what a crying shame
 DNR predicted deer season was doomed
 Well me and my buddies we got to thinking
 Sitting around one night drinking
 How we gunna fill up our deer tags
 Then a light went off and I started to grin
 I remembered about my big grain bin
 We started fillin' up 50 pound bags
 Of them yellow acorns
 They were fare weight in gold
 I'm gonna have more meat than my deep freeze can hold
 With all them yellow acorns
 You have 'em eating from your hand
 Just don't get yourself busted by the man
 Tell them Dallas
 Yea we filled us up a dump truck load
 And the farm looked like the yellow brick road
 Ain't this much corn in Nebraska, Illinois
 Then a monster buck came sniffing round
 I was bout to lay to old hammer down
 When I heard a voice say
 Get down from there boy
 Well I showed the warden my wanted sign
 That I posted up on my property line
 It said this here corn is to feed the birds and squirrels aright
 Well let me just make one thing clear
 Any deer caught feeding here is trespassing
 And will be shot on sight
 And then he slipped them cuffs around my arms
 Took all I had cept the farm
 He took my truck my gun
 Took my cold beer
 Now the only deer that I see
 Is on TV and in a magazine
 And I learned my lesson
 Now I'm staring clear
 Of them
 Yellow acorns
 They'll land your butt in jail
 This orange jumpsuit ain't worth and old white tail
 Yellow acorns
 Will have them eating from your hand
 Just don't get yourself busted by the man