Do The Strand

There's a new sensation, a fabulous creation
 A danceable solution to teenage revolution
 Do the Strand love when you feel love
 It's the new way and that's why we say
 Do the Strand
 Do it on the tables, Quaglino's place or Mabel's
 Slow and gentle, sentimental
 All styles served here, Louis Seize he prefer
 Laissez-faire Le Strand
 Tired of the tango, fed up with fandango
 Dance on moonbeams and slide on rainbows
 In furs or blue jeans, you know what I mean
 Do the Strand
 Had your fill of Quadrilles, the Madison and cheap thrills
 Bored with the Beguine, the samba isn't your scene
 They're playing our tune by the pale moon
 We're incognito down the Lido
 And we like the Strand
 Arabs at oasis, Eskimos and Chinese
 If you feel blue, look through Who's Who
 See La Goulue and Nijinsky
 Do the Strandski
 Weary of the waltz
 And mashed potato schmaltz
 Rhododendron is a nice flower
 Evergreen it lasts forever
 But it can't beat Strand power
 The Sphinx and Mona Lisa
 Lolita and Guernica
 Did the Strand