Stranded In the Jungle

I crashed into the jungle while trying to keep a date
 With my little girl who was-a back in the States
 I was stranded in the jungle afraid alone
 Trying to figure a way to get a message back home
 But how was I to know that the wreckage of my plane
 Had been picked up and spotted, and my girl in Lover's Lane?
 And meanwhile, back in the States
 Chorus:
 Baby, baby, let's make romance
 You know, your old-time lover hasn't got a chance
 He's stranded in the jungle, as mad as he can be
 So, come on pretty baby, just you and me
 An' meanwhile, back in the jungle
 The boys in the jungle had me on the run
 When somethin' heavy hit me like an atomic bomb
 When I woke up and my head started to clear
 I had a strange feeling I was with cooking gear
 I smelled something cooking and I looked to see
 That's when I found out they was-a cooking me!
 Great goo-ga-moo-ga! Lemme outta here!
 An' meanwhile, back in the States
 Baby, baby, let's make romance
 You know your old-time lover hasn't got a chance
 He's stranded in the jungle, as mad as he can be
 So come on pretty baby, just you and me
 An' meanwhile, back in the jungle
 I jumped out the pot and I finally got away
 Frantic and worried about what my baby would say
 So I jumped in the ocean and started to swim
 But my chance of survival was getting mighty slim
 So I thumbed down a whale who was headin' my way
 And I reached the States in about half a day
 And when I got to Lover's Lane I was almost dead
 But my soul was gone and here's what I said
 Chorus:
 Baby, baby, the man is no good
 Oh baby baby, you should have understood
 You can trust me as long as you please
 So come back pretty baby where you used to be
 'Cause I love you
 FADES
 'Cause I love you
 'Cause I love you
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