Speedoo

Well now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
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 Now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
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 Known for meetin' brand new fellas
 And takin' other folk's girl
 Well now, they often call me Speedo
 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
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 Well, they often call me Speedo
 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
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 Well, I'm known some pretty women
 And that's caused them to change their minds
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 Well now, some may call me, Joe
 Some may call me, Moe
 Just remember Speedo
 He don't never take it slow
 Well now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
 Umm-hm-hm
 Well now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
 Umm-hm-hm
 Well now, some may call me, Moe
 Some may call me, Joe
 Just remember Speedo
 He don't never take it slow
 Well now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
 Umm-hm-hm
 Well now, they often call me Speedo
 But my real name is Mr. Earl
 Umm-hm-hm
 And now they got to call me Speedo
 'Till they call off makin' pretty girls
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