There's a Platypus Controlling Me

Dad?
 Oh, hi, Vanessa!
 Dad, what are you doing?
 Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
 But I fell down this hill, now I got glue on my hands
 And I got records on my fingers (Whaat?)
 Records on my fingers
 I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
 (Don't stop)
 I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
 (Whaaat?)
 I got a platypus controlling me
 Now let me sum it up
 It was a strange set of circumstances
 (Strange set of circumstances)
 I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
 And I just can't stop
 (Don't stop don't stop)
 Well I would if I was able
 There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
 (There's a platypus controlling him, what?)
 Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down
 The corporations are a platypus
 The government's a platypus
 Your teacher is a platypus
 (My teacher is a panda)
 Society's a platypus
 My parents are a platypus
 The media's a platypus
 It's all just propaganda
 Yeah we all got a platypus controlling us
 (Just me)
 We all got a platypus controlling us
 (I'd stop if I was able)
 We all got a platypus controlling us
 I'm not speaking metaphorically
 The platypus controlling me is underneath the table. Wait!
 Oh wait, no, he's gone!
 Hey! There's no platypus controlling me
 There's no platypus controlling me!