UK Hun? (United Kingdolls Version)

Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Dancing to a highland jig
 Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig
 From Helensburgh to Edinburgh
 Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs
 I made my name in Glasgow city
 Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty
 Me and my dolls are on a mission
 Gotta take this crown for RuRuvision
 I'm the fashion queen, A'Whora
 I'll send you tens through the door-a
 When he's asking for-a more-a
 Tell him this hoe ain't a store
 You read books and I'm on the cover
 Superstar queen just like no other
 Turning out looks, fashionista lover
 Just like Ru, you can call me "Mother"
 It's something you say
 And it's going around
 And around and around and around, yeah
 But what does it do?
 I don't have a clue
 Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Who me, like this in front of all these people?
 Strut so bad it must be illegal (Hey!)
 T-A-Y-C-E (What?)
 Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (Thank God!)
 Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back
 You know I need it, babs, so play that track (Ow!)
 All you fruits should be scared of me
 Like the one I sent home doing "Memory"
 It's something you say
 And it's going around
 And around and around and around, yeah
 But what does it do?
 I don't have a clue
 Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Release the beast, Bimini!
 Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me
 Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
 I like it rough but my lentils tender
 Don't be scared to embrace the femme
 Whether you're he, she, or them
 Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème
 Love yourself, say that again
 Clap for the bing, bang, bong
 Clap for the sing, sang, song
 Clap for the ding, dang dong
 Clap for the UK, hun! (Woo!)
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song (sing my song)
 Ding, dang, dong
 UK, hun?
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong (Woo!)
 UK, hun?
 Bing, bang, bong (put your hands up, put your hands up)
 Sing, sang, song (Put your hands up, let's go!)
 Ding, dang, dong (Hey!)
 UK, hun?
 Bing, bang, bong
 Sing, sang, song
 Ding, dang, dong (Get your hands in the air!)
 UK, hun? (Microphone drop)
 Bing, bang, bong
 Someone do a death drop or something!