Billy Backwash's Day

10 AM at the Bottle O
 Waiting for the open doors
 Cheapest bottle of Moscato
 Sober mornings are such a bore
 Sober mornings are such a bore
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 Couple hours later
 Abusing tourists on the train
 You can't call me a racist
 'Cause I discriminate 'em all the same
 I discriminate them all the same
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 Billy Backwash's day
 Billy, Billy Backwash's day
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 2 PM at the park
 Straight through to the cut
 And if you look at me funny
 You can bet I'll be arkin' up
 You can bet I'll be arkin' up
 Billy Backwash's day
 Billy, Billy Backwash's day
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 Billy Backwash's day
 Billy, Billy Backwash's day