23 Beers

She gropes the midget's dick with her lobster claw
 The Devil disappeared into the monster's maw
 A damsel in distress bisected with a saw
 I only thought I was a seer, but now I've seen it all
 Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep
 Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind
 23 beers and a bottle of gin
 The bearded lady beckons to her billy goats
 You musn't be afeared because down here we float
 Jesus weeps a sea when the Devil gloats
 Ophelia will surface when at last she bloats
 Oh, now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep
 Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind
 23 beers and a bottle of gin
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 He flinched and flicked his wits into the ashtray heart
 The world war is over with before it starts
 The horses can't go forward if they're behind the cart
 The web the spider spins is a work of art
 Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep
 Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind
 23 beers and a bottle of gin
 Now I lay me down to sleep, cork high and a bottle deep
 Squiffed to the sea wall, three sheets to the wind
 23 beers and a bottle of gin
 23 beers and a bottle of gin