Somebody's Gotta Win, Somebody's Gotta Lose

(Somebody's crying)
 Somebody's got to almost die
 (Almost, almost die)
 Somebody's gotta win
 (Somebody's got to win)
 Somebody's got to lose
 (Somebody's got to lose)
 Somebody's got to play
 Somebody's got to play
 (Play, play the fool)
 Play the fool, the fool, ooh
 (Somebody's got to laugh)
 Oh, somebody's got to laugh
 (Somebody's got to cry)
 Somebody's got to almost
 Almost, almost, almost die
 (Almost, almost die)
 (Somebody's got to win)
 Why must life be so cold
 Oh, I don't know, I don't know
 I don't know
 (Somebody's got to lose)
 Somebody's got to play
 Somebody's got to play
 Play the fool, just a big fool
 (Play, play the fool)
 (Somebody's got to laugh)
 (Somebody's got to cry)
 (Oh, almost, almost die)