Who Needs Enemies?

My oh my, I'm seeing the potential
 Let's just see what we can do
 First we'll take you down back to the meathouse
 And then you'll hold their hands again
 I know tricks that you could only dream of
 Looks like it's your lucky day
 A killer key change
 Is all you'll ever need
 But who needs enemies
 When you've got friends
 Now your hands are tied
 And who needs accidents
 When you've got me
 Now I'm on your side
 Now let's try and teach you how to mingle
 Then we'll teach you how to kill
 Lies will always be your best of best friends
 Never be alone again
 A killer key change
 Is all you'll ever need
 But who needs enemies
 When you've got friends
 Now your hands are tied
 And who needs accidents
 When you've got me
 Now i'm on your side
 All these animals
 That you call friends
 Now they're on their knees
 Man, you tricked 'em all
 You played the fool
 So damn easy to please
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 I made my name in function rooms
 And drifting through the walls
 Come on let me teach you boy
 Teach you 'bout it all
 But who needs enemies
 When you've got friends
 Now your hands are tied
 And who needs accidents
 When you've got me
 Now i'm on your side
 All these animals
 That you call friends
 Now they're on their knees
 Man, you tricked 'em all
 You played the fool
 So damn easy to please