The Recap

Well we're all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown
 When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says
 Man, I'm gonna send you to hell
 Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said
 Oh, boy you better fuckin' run
 I've been sittin' here just a-slammin' down beers and
 Now it's time to have some fun
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good and
 Then I fell to the ground
 But I kicked him fast, I kicked him real swift and
 He came a tumblin' down
 He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut but
 I kicked that knife to the floor
 Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar
 I don't think he'll come around no more
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years
 Trying to recap my life
 Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight
 With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal
 I'll be stickin' around
 Until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul
 Well we're all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown
 When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says
 Man, I'm gonna send you to hell
 Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said
 Oh, boy this is the day
 Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and
 Then I fell to my knees
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years
 Trying to recap my life
 Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight
 With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal
 Tonight I'm goin' home
 Today's the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul