Too Much Fun For Regrets

Been there done that, had a look*
 Bought that zine, bought that book
 Thrasher magazine and three pills
 I'm up for days with your spills and ills
 Got two pipes now take your pick
 One goes slow and one goes quick
 On the lurk like Boba Fett
 Is this too much fun for regrets?
 Ahhhh too much fun!
 Why again? Please tell me head
 Same old story, different bed
 Oh well well well well well good friend
 Thought you'd been there and done that
 These keys don't open your lock
 They're up your snout, collecting snot
 Your shoes are not on your feet
 They're in your tight jeans pocket
 Ahhhh too much fun!