If I Were a Dog

If I were a dog
 I could stare at your beauty for extended periods of time
 And you'd never even notice
 Nor would you probably care
 Cuz dogs are prone to stare
 If I were a dog
 I could walk with you down the city street without raising a suspicion
 Perhaps you'd pity me
 When I followed you home
 You'd let me in and give me a milkbone
 I don't know if we could make it work
 But I'm eager to give it a try
 I'm open to the possibility
 That the life of a dog could be the life for me
 If I were a dog
 I'd have an excuse for all this drooling every time
 You walk into the room
 'Cuz that's just what we do
 Few ever wonder why
 Ah, but if you only knew
 If I were a dog
 I would not hesitate to sit at your feet and beg for your affection
 I'd use my big brown eyes
 To get into your heart
 Maybe we could go for walkies in the park
 I don't know if we could make it work
 But I'm eager to give it a try
 I'm open to the possibility
 That the life of a dog could be the life for me
 But it would probably never work in the end
 You'd get sick and tired of me biting all your boyfriends
 And I'd always want to sleep on the bed
 Ooooo