Norman And Norma

Norman and Norma got married in Cromer, April 1983
 It could have been warmer, but Norman and Norma
 Were happy as they'd ever been
 They flew to Majorca and swam in the water
 It felt just like having a bath
 The piña coladas hit Norma hard
 And she fell into bed with a laugh and she said
 Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before
 And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before
 Oh no, Norman, Norman (Norman)
 Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters
 Nadia, Nora and Neive
 The firm Norma worked at wouldn't take her back
 After maternity leave
 They dreamt of Majorca, but couldn't afford to go
 On Norman's salary
 So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia
 And Norma remembered when she used to say
 Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before (Norman)
 And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before (Norman)
 Oh no, Norman, Norman (Norman)
 Twenty years on and the children have gone
 And they're both at a bit of a loss
 They've tried salsa classes and growing tomatoes
 But nothing is getting them off
 Then one day in Clacton there's a re-enactment
 Of Normans and Saxons, and this
 Gets their juices flowing, before long they're going
 And fighting like it's 1066! And she says...
 Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before (Norman)
 And oh, Norman, I've never really known such bliss before (Norman)
 And oh, Norman (Norman)
 Oh, no, Norman, yeah (Norman)
 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Norman (Norman)
 It's never ever felt like this before
 And, oh, Norman, Norman
 Norman