To Die a Virgin

Well we've been going together
 Since the eighth of November
 And though it seems like forever
 I very clearly remember
 You told me on our first date
 What you'd do on my birthday
 Well hooray it's my birthday!
 And frankly, baby, I can't wait.
 I don't want to die a virgin
 The other day I discovered
 A magazine of my brother's
 I read it under the covers
 It got me all hot and bothered.
 Now every time that I see you
 Your uniform becomes see-through
 You don't know how much I need you
 The "Handy Andys" I've been through
 I don't want to die a virgin
 The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall
 How are you fallen from heaven?
 Oh Hellel, star of the morning
 With all the bombs and the bird-flu
 We're probably gonna be dead soon
 And here we are in your bedroom
 Oh did I tell you I love you I love you I love you
 I can feel your heart beating
 And your breathing increasing
 Your folks are out for the evening
 I really hope I'm not dreaming
 I don't want to die a virgin