Cats At Parties

I'm gonna tell you what you need to party right
 it's the new craze, it's the way, every night
 put some pants on and drive up to the party house
 suddenly remember why you don't like going out
 yeah, you're still a weirdo, well imagine that
 here is your solution: GO AND FIND THE HOST'S CAT
 Hanging with cats at parties:
 Party parties
 it's the new movement why don't you join me?
 we don't want your judgement and we don't need your pity
 this is where I wanna be
 hanging out with cats at parties
 Walk into the party like "no thanks I'll keep my coat"
 Ending conversations with a nice taylor swift quote
 and saying things like "I don't like local beer"
 Scanning every corner for the reason you are here
 There is a cat, so I'm not, technically alone—now
 Don't tell me to smile I am in my comfort zone—now
 Yes I'm having fun I don't, need a drink
 This is way more comfortable than you probably think
 a cat is not a racist or a sexist
 a cat could care less if you even exist
 unless you're giving it treats, it'll just stare at you you
 and that's the kind of friend that we want, what can we do
 Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis
 We're all slowly contracting Toxoplasmosis.
 we don't need your shame, life is better when it's lame
 and tonight's just about one thing
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